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Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman



Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman......A MUST READ!

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

Who is a boy?


Who is a boy?

A beautiful creation by God...
He sacrifies his chocolates & toys for his sister...
He sacrifies his pocket money for his gfrnd...
He sacrifies his cigrate & beer 4 his frndz...
He sacrifies his youth for his wife & children without complaining..
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Send it to every boy so that he should say:

"O teriii...;):p !Mai aisa kab tha?"
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And to every girl so that they realise:

"Wow!Ladke thode toh ache hote hain" :P \m/

marks ke liye saala kuch bhi karega


Question: Define LOVE and explain in detail?
(10 marks)

Answer:
MBA Student's Ans. Love is life.
(marks 1/2 out of 10)

Medical Student's Ans. Love is pain.
(marks 1/2 out of 10)

Engineering Student's

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Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men &

When Girls Don't Reply


Top Emotional Dialogue Of Boys
When Girls Don't Reply Them ...
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"Main Toh Hu Hi Boring, koi Nahi
Bolta... Koi Baat Nahi Reh Lenge
Hum Aisai Dhuki.. Tum Bhi kar do
Ignore, hu hi Gatiya.. After 5 mints..
Atleast ek reply to kar deti..
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Aftr 10 mints.. Aaj ke Baad
kabhi Disturb Nahi karunga... Be Happy... :(
lolzz,,yeh kabhi nhi sudherenge :P :P






other reply:
kamini mobile use kar na nahi aata to leke kyun ghumti he.. dikhave ke liye... to tere se achhchha mobile me le ke ghumta hoon.. nautanki band kar.. koi bhav nai dega tujhe.. ullu ki pathi.. lol